methadone stain

I'm trying to cut down on my caffeine intake, using Mountain Dew as a kind of methadone substitute for the usual uncut coffee. Put some in a thermos this morning, brought it to work in my gym bag. When I arrived the thermos was hissing and spitting (from the carbonation). Thought it was funny at the time; drank down my morning Mountain Dew without much difficulty.

I was changing my clothes at the gym and noticed a big, circular Mountain Dew stain on my shorts, definitely not in a conceivably natural perspiration pattern. I put my clothes right back on and went back to work. I was afraid that I would have felt humiliated if I had worn those shorts.

To make matters worse, Nicole is threatening to not fly to San Diego tonight if she doesn't feel better from the flu by this afternoon. She went to McDonald's with her pal Julianna on Wednesday and I know that's where she caught the flu. McDonald's is nearly the most unhealthy place ever, with the combination of the food and the type of customer who goes there. I mean the other customers.

I don't have any new Netflix to watch tonight, nothing fun to do besides play the Dairy Farm game on the computer, I'm almost freakin' out. If something good doesn't happen to me soon I'll probably drink straight coffee for breakfast tomorrow instead of Mountain Dew, I can almost guarantee it.