Happy Valentine's Day Lazy Sluts

Within the past year Nicole has become enamoured with sloths and I've certainly encouraged her interest in them. A couple of Valentine's Day presents this year are sloth-oriented, and I managed to order them with the wrong credit card. And received this message from Nicole yesterday: 

"The weird charges on the Discover card came from your [Amazon] account. I will explain it you you tonight. I spoke to a dude who was in India. And, due to his accent, I thought he told me the charge was for a "Lazy Sluts" calender. Which, I told the Amazon rep my husband would never have ordered. So, he reversed the charges. But, when I got the confirmation email of the reversal, the calender was actually for "Lazy Sloths." Which you probably ordered for me. So, lesson learned, Amazon, don't outsource your customer service."