the young and the restless

Ryan and Kourtney (the young people) and I (the restless) went to the Princess Pub last night to engage in libations in honor of my upcoming nuptials. Someone told me once that it's called the Princess Pub in honor of Princess Diana, but when it opened she was still alive and had only been a princess for two years.

Don't they look like nice people? Would you believe that they are the King and Queen of mockumentary, cracking wise about everyone and everything? I hate to think what they say even about me when I'm not around, they're ruthless, they would make fun of a flea! See where I stepped away from the table to take their picture? While I was gone I overheard Ryan say, "Only mental freaks wear striped shirts on Tuesdays, don't you think?" and Kourtney said "Yes."

But it was so kind of them to buy me food and drink. They are so good to me. Why do they keep me around? For laughs? Your guess is as good as mine, but we will appreciate them for as long as they allow us. Thank you for your warmth and wit and for being my fashion icons, o ye nobles.